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Introduction
This page will inform you about everything you may or may not want to know about me.  I will cover areas that could be either conservational and/or politically incorrect, but the last time I check this country still has the Freedom of Speech listed in the Constitution.  You need to take time to read this page from beginning to end before you start asking me stupid questions about certain matters I will fully discuss in understandable details in this form and I will not take the time nor energy to explain them to you in either an instant message and/or an E-mail after I took a great deal of time in preparing this page for all to read and to have a better understanding about me.  If you only read my stats, for an example, I will be able to tell right then and there you did not take time to read this page and the possible chat will conclude before it begins and/or your E-mail will be deleted.  I will start with one of my biggest pet peeves and go from that topic to other important topics.  Happy reading.
 
 
Members Without Profiles
It is my personal policy not to chat with members who do not have profiles.  It is also my personal policy not to take profile data either in an instant message and/or in an E-mail.  Not to mention, members without profiles should not have the right to read the profiles of members who actually took the time to make a profile.  To take this a step further, you will not actually know if the moron on the other end is either sending you a link to a porn site, a possible virus, or trying to gather your personal account information so the moron can possibly gain access to your checking account number and/or your credit card number to use for whatever the idiot so desire, and in return, your checking account could be totally wiped out and/or your credit history could be ruined for life due to unauthorized charges.  In conclusion, my advice to the members without profiles, take the time to make a profile so you will have better luck to get a reply to your instant messages and/or an answer to your E-mails.   
 
Stats
Height: 5 ft 9 in
Weight: between 285 and 295
Breast Size:  left breast is a 46 DD and the right breast is a 46 D --- yes, my
breasts are naturally deformed so get over the fact about me.
Hair: depends on the current season
Eyes: hazel --- change colors naturally and/or my current mood
Body Hair:  little to no body hair
Tattoos: none --- hate them
Body piercings: ears only --- not into freak show body piercing
 
Background
As you can  tell from my AOL profile, I am pushing 40 and I have finally decided to start having fun in my life since I have been so conservative and withdrawn about certain matters of life.  No more.  I am coming out of shell so the world better watch since there is a new bitch in town who is large and taking charge of her life for once and for all and learning how to breathe without waiting to get lectures from anyone who may disagree with what she is doing in my life and/or how she conducts certain matters both personally and publicly.
 
As you can tell from my stats, I am fat and I am so very proud of every pound on my body.  For those who think they are holier-than- thou, extremely perfect in everything about physical health, and high class privileged to be around fat people, get off your high horse, learn and understand that not all fat people sit around eating junk food 24/7, but there could be medical problems why some fat people are this way as in medications with a weight gain side effect as in my case, and kiss my fat ass.
 
There is one new element in my life I wish I could change, but this factor will remain with me until the day I die.  It is a very touchy and misunderstood matter with political incorrectness attached it.  It is a new fact of life I cannot change, but I can only wish I could go back to my old life that I was living at the beginning of 2005.  On March 9, 2006, I received a final prognosis from my bone and joint specialist the multiple stress fractures in my left foot will never heal.  I must now use a cane when I am in situations that I will be walking great distances or long periods of time, if not the combination of both.  During these past few months or so, I have taught myself how to function my life in new manners while keeping my independence in tact as the same time.  I still can drive, go shopping, take in movies, dine out, have sex, etc even though my walking has slowed down somewhat NOT COMPLETELY STOPPED.  Life has handed me these lemons to make that pitcher of lemon aid and this one pitcher of lemon aid will have a very sweet taste to it since I am bounded and determined to live my new life in customaries it has brought forth and placed upon me.
 
Hobbies
I do have many hobbies I do love exploring from time to time.  The main ones are college football, American history from post Civil War to the 1970's, reading, essay writing, traveling, meeting new people and making new friends, and my biggest hobby/passion of collecting Coca-Cola items.   
 
Sexual Orientation
Even though I have only been with men, I have always thought about having oral sex with bi-women not lesbians and/or butches.  I honestly do not know if this classifies me to be bisexually curious or not, but I longed for having this one fantasy fulfilled, and hopefully, one day this dream will be a reality for me.  If not, it will remain a great daydream for me to mentally explore in my own special way. 
 
Dating
I will also consider dating someone who is not looking for a serious relationship.  I will not date a single man with children.  I will not date a divorced man with children.  For the simple reason, I am not the motherly type and I cannot stand to be around children at all.  Finally, I do not date black men for two reasons.  One, if God wanted one race, He would not have split the tongues to make multiple races.  Two, I do not want to end up with the rep of being a damaged black loving low class white woman who will never be touched by another white since I chose to go black just once in my life.  If the latter part of this statement meets someone's personal definition of being a politically incorrect racist, so be it, but at least, I do know how to properly stay within my own race according to God's actual words about this matter.
     
Drugs and Alcohol
I have not had a drink in approximately 10 years or so and I will remain sober for the rest of my life since I am a recovering alcoholic.  I will not place myself into possible situations where alcohol could be involved and I will not be around those who either drink socially or regularly to possibly mess up my years of sobriety.  Not to mention, I am on medications that cannot be mixed with alcohol.  As far as illegal drugs go, I have never done them in my life and I will not start doing them now.  I refuse to be around those who take illegal drugs either on a social basis or daily usage.  Therefore, with these statements said, my apartment will remain drug and
alcohol free.
 
People Whom I Am Seeking
Simply put, I prefer all parties to be White.  I do not find people from other races including interracial couples to be sexually appealing for the reasons I stated earlier (see the Dating section to refresh your memory).  I prefer the couples to have an actual bi-females not bi-curious females who enjoys giving as well as receiving oral sex from other women. The couples must be alcohol, drug, disease free, and HIV negative.  Above all, the males must wear condoms during intercourse.  As for the single males, the same holds true for you along with the possibility of causal dating with the understanding you, the man, will pay for everything on our dates even something minor as a soda since I am so tired of dating me who think I must pay for everything on date with him and/or I must pay my share on dates with him for the simple reason I do have the honor and the privelge of being with him on that date.  I will not even think about being with men who only see fat women as being so sex deprive to the point they will do anything for sex including having one night stands with every man that comes their way since fat women are not worthy enough to have any kind of relationship with a man due to their fatness and ulginess.  I will enertain the idea of being with single bi-females who are actually bisexual not lesbians or butches.  Finally, for all involved parties, I prefer tall people --- especially men be at least 5 ft 10 in.
 
My Age Range
I will only be with people who are between 29 and 49 for one simple reason.  I find people who are younger than this not to be sexually attractive and the same holds true for older people --- especially senior citizens who are strictly into younger women only since I am no babysitter and I am not an adult diaper changer.  Therefore, if you do not fall into this age range, please stay away from me.    
 
Sexual Encounters With Others
My current living situation is not favorable for me to have anyone over for any reason, but in a few short months, this will change for me so be patient on this matter.  For now, I only can have encounters with those who can have others in their homes for this reason.
 
Sexual Explorations  
I can best explain this section with what I am not into sexually.  Simply put, I am not into water sports including have "cum" squirting all over my body, fisting, humiliation, extreme pain, SM, and a strap-on inside of me .  Finally, before you ask, I do not allow "cum" to be release into my mouth nor do I swallow.
 
Cyber, Phone Sex, And Cam Sex
I am not into these things since I am find them to be repulsive and they are only for the ones who cannot get sex in other forms.  Therefore, please do not contact me for these things unless you want to get a very rude reply from me.
 
Traveling
I will not travel to meet others where they live for four reasons not excuses.  One due to high gas prices and my limited income, I cannot afford any unnecessary gas purchases for any unnecessary traveling.  My traveling range is 20 miles or less to meet anyone.  The mileage starts where I actually live not any mileage range stated on any maps and/or web sites.  Two, I do not do any highway driving since it frightens me.  I can other ways to become extremely nervous without adding this form of driving to the mix.  Three, I will not endanger my life by traveling to people's homes for possible encounters since you truly do not know if the person(s) is/are whom the person(s) is/are claiming to be or looking for his/her/their next victim to criminalize for whatever reason to do so.  Before you give me the argument that, too, could happen where I live, that is true, but I have a better chance of escaping the situation and call the local police who are more willing to help me out of that situation.  Not to mention, I do have a law enforcement officer for a friend.  If you are more than 20 miles away, I wish you the best with your search and your encounters.
 
Conclusion
As you can tell, I have been very bluntly honest throughout my blog.  There could be areas you may not agree with, but you know where I stand on them and how I will not change my about them for any reason.  For those areas you do not agree with, please keep your comments to yourselves unless you want possible trouble with AOL for violating the TOS.  Finally, for those who could have the desire to report my page to AOL since you have come to the conclusion it violates TOS, here is a friendly warning for you.  AOL does not control the entire Internet.  What members do on other web sites is out of this ISP's jurisdictional limits of its Terms of Service agreement.  Therefore, you would only look like a total fool for wasting this ISP's time and yours.  Thank you for stopping by and reading my blog.  Please have a super day.

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